Pearl is our companion pony for our thoroughbred foals, and we have offered her up to Boris for negotiations for Brexit

Her skills are impressive
• Agrees a way forward – Pearl’s way
• Open to give and take negotiations– you give her carrots – she moves
• Open to get down and dirty – mostly in the mud which she can spot a mile away
• Likes to give the run around to those not agreeing to her plan – mostly when you trying to catch her